its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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