I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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