Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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