escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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