Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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