we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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