He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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