do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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