I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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