Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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