Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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