Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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