what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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