so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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