Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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