: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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