Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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