wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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