Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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