oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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