: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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