i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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