how can u be prego again
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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