Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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