need another drink. this is the easiest way
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
