you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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