The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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