I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You're my little dorito
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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