he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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