We should be called the Road Head Warriors
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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