Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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