i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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