She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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