the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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