Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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