I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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