You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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