i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
