I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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