did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You were trust falling into bushes
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