dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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