Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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