Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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