He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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