Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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