is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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