i don't like sucking hair
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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