do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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