She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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