i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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