Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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