Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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