So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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