she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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