How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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