I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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